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Hip and Thigh: Smiting Theological Philistines with a Great Slaughter. Judges 15:8

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Rev. Barbie


From Phil.

Full article HERE.

I guess if math class is too hard and a beautiful young girl can't become the lead engineer on a major high rise, she can believe in herself becoming a priest.

My immediate reaction is that she's a bit too gussied up. Of the women priests I have seen, she needs less make-up, more of a mannish hair cut (I'm thinking Anita Dunn or vintage Janet Reno), and thicker calves.

And what's with the giant print Bible? I mean, do any of the members of a church where they have a woman preacher even bother carrying a giant print Bible? What would be the point?

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3 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

Maybe there will be a Ken doll dressed up as Rick Warren.

2:04 PM, April 08, 2010  
Blogger Escovado said...

Nah, the Ken doll will probably be a nun with a sisters of perpetual indulgance make up job.

4:42 PM, April 08, 2010  
Blogger Sloan said...

"I mean, do any of the members of a church where they have a woman preacher even bother carrying a giant print Bible?"

Not to be snarky or anything, but do they carry a Bible at all...giant print or not?

Okay, maybe that was a little snarky...

8:38 PM, April 08, 2010  

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