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Monday, April 13, 2009

Ultimate Church

What better way to remember the death, burial, and Resurrection of our Lord and Christ than combining Easter with Ultimate Fighting?

Church Combines Easter and Ultimate Fighting to Bring Men into the Church

I mean, Christ fought the ultimate battle against the devil when he went to the cross and came out victorious. Isn't that what Carmen sang about in his Champion song?

Favorite line out of the article:

"For the kid fighters, join us in the ring for your own Easter Smack Down (infant to 12 years)."

What could possibly be more fun than smacking down infants? Does Todd Bentley know about this?



Blogger The Squirrel said...

Oh, my...

These must be the Last Days...


10:24 AM, April 13, 2009  
Blogger Greg said...

Well, if you don't climb the ladder of autonomous man to trick people into believing in Jesus - then no one would ever be wooed by the gospel...since, you know, everyone seeks God and is basically good at heart.

Wait, no...that's all blasphemous. Maybe we should pool our funds together and get these churches some bibles.

12:50 PM, April 13, 2009  
Blogger Matt Gumm said...

This quote in the comments section pretty much says it all: How unabashedly low-brow can one get? There are other ways to appeal to men than bloodlust. Not only is tying in ritualistic violence into a religious service a bit barbarous and pagan, but the commercialism involved with the UFC is also disturbing. Money-changers in the temple, anyone?

I'm not even a religious person, and I'm offended on several levels.

1:26 PM, April 13, 2009  

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