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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Monkey Man is available again

Back in August of last year I reported that monkey man, the world record holding hairiest individual, was preparing to be married by years end.

Well, apparently he and his girlfriend had a falling out. You think maybe she found out about the hair?

That's too bad. I hated to hear that.

So, he is now making himself available for internet dating. Man, the miracle of the internet, huh?

He may have lots and lots and lots and lots of hair, the more to keep your love warm, but in his own words, "I feel like King King, hideous, but with a soft and tender heart."

And lots of hair.



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