Hip and Thigh: Smiting Theological Philistines with a Great Slaughter. Judges 15:8

Monday, February 19, 2007

What are we to make of this one?

So over the weekend Britney Spears went into a Sherman Oaks salon (I use to attend a Bible study in Sherman Oaks) and shaved her head Sigourney Weaver Alien 3 bald. I reckon there are a few things we can conclude about this odd-ball behavior:

a) More evidence of how wealth and fame in the hands of an immature person can quickly bring them to a place of spiraling out of control.

b) She is preparing to fight aliens.

c) This is the new concentration camp style she plans to introduce to America's youth culture like the previous low riding jeans.

d) She has become a Reformed Calvinist and plans to join a Sovereign Grace Ministries Church and in her excitement over her new found friends, she got a little carried away.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs help. She's crazy

2:18 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Daniel said...

The question is not so much what we think of it, but why do we bother to care?

8:39 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Even So... said...

It is because of her recent name change to...

wait for it...

Britney Shears

10:19 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Mike-e said...

ooorrrrr....maybe Britney Spears IS an alien!!!

12:48 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger thomas4881 said...

Maybe Britney is going to be the next host on the show "Deal or No Deal"!

2:16 PM, February 21, 2007  

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