Hip and Thigh: Smiting Theological Philistines with a Great Slaughter. Judges 15:8

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Unhinged Crackpot Continues Campaign to Embarrass Self; Heap Shame Upon the Christian Faith

Self appointed KJV apologist, Jeffrey Nachimson, is a rather shrewd individual. He knows Peter Ruckman, the pope over all of King James Versiondom, is old and will soon be hauled off naked before a giant glowing out line of Christ to review his life on an enormous movie screen in some Chick tract nightmare.

For those not familiar with Peter Ruckman, consider yourselves blessed. He is one of the more vile of false teachers, because in the name of the Christian faith, he stirs up strife, division, and factiousness into a big stew of bitter herbs and serves this poisonous swill to the untaught and unstable who eagerly lap it up to become his minions. Just like the men Paul warned Timothy about, Ruckman and his zoo crew have the appearance of godliness but deny its power and are always learning but never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

If he is not fabricating imaginative conspiracy theories into a weird science fiction theology replete with UFOs and aliens (if you don't believe me, see fellow KJV wacko David Cloud's review of Pete's book Black is Beautiful), old Ruckman is bad mouthing and cursing every pastor, Bible college and seminary professor, and Christian radio personality with slanderous lies both spoken and in print. What ever Pete says must go, and if you disagree with Pete you're condemned as an apostate. If Pete says President Bush is a two headed woman, then you had better say "amen" or you will find your self mocked by name in his monthly screed, The Believer's Bulletin.

Realizing how a crackpot as big as Ruckman will leave a gaping hole when he finally kicks off, Jeffrey Nachimson has stepped up to establish a campaign to become Ruckman's heir apparent crackpot. Some readers may recall I had a run in with Mr. Jeffrey back in August of this year when he posted (with out my permission) an exchange of emails we had, along with my personal email address. I wasn't mad about the email posting, just a tad annoyed, because I figured I was open season for all the crackpot-in-training groupies who follow the Ruckman/Nachimson circus.

I braced myself for what I thought would be an onslaught of profanity laced emails from Mr. Jeffrey's fans, but I was surprised when I began receiving supportive emails from unknown folks who had run into Mr. Jeffrey in the past. He certainly has crossed a lot of people, including one unnamed woman who accuses Mr. Jeffrey of being a dead-beat with paying his child support.

Be that as it may, Jeffrey has taken his campaign for Pete's replacement quite serious because he has an entire website devoted to pseudo-research in biblical subjects and the exposing of Alexandrian Apostates, of which I am a card carrying member, because I had the honor of receiving that award direct from Mr. Jeffrey himself. As I noted in a previous article, he has the name calling down to a science; something that is an absolute must if you plan to be the new KJV only pope.

Who has become the target of Mr. Jeffrey's crosshairs this time that prompts my post here? Why none other than John MacArthur, host of Grace to You radio ministries. Mr. Jeffrey cleverly titles his new article Guff to You, and not only that, it is part 1! Meaning there is a part 2 and possibly a parts 3 and 4! Wow. That is a lot of extra busy work for someone who is already spending long and grueling 18 hour days preparing street preaching tracts, soul winning pamphlets and Bible institute course work on top of his other numerous duties.

Why would Mr. Jeffrey take it upon himself to name call and pick on one of the meekest and humble men I know who loves God and His Word with a deep, passionate conviction? Well, because John doesn't buy into Mr. Jeffrey and Pete's KJV only conspiracy theories and affirms the Chicago Statement on Inerrancy.

Now, if John were to go on national Christian radio and talk about the CIA cutting deals with aliens to kidnap children to harvest their organs (see the afore mentioned Cloud article), well Mr. Jeffrey would have high praise for him. Or, if John were to use one of his invited times on Larry King Live to bad mouth Bob Jones University for rejecting the belief of advance revelation for the King James translation, then Mr. Jeffrey would think John was a pillar of the Christian faith. But, John does not acknowledge the warped view of reality Mr. Jeffrey and Ole Pete maintain and as such, he must be shamefully scorned and ridiculed. It's Mr. Jeffrey's duty, you know.

I look forward to Mr. Jeffrey's future exposes of John in his Guff to You series. Just as a closing footnote. He attempts to lump my website, Fred's Bible Talk, together with Grace to You as if we are sister ministries or something. This is hardly the case. Apart from the fact that the audio devotions are recorded at GTY, I alone bear the sole responsibility of what is on my website and my opinions do not necessarily reflect the management of GTY. Just so that you know...



Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

interesting opinions!

7:53 PM, October 25, 2005  
Blogger Peter D. Nelson said...

Well Fred this is what happens when you start truth telling. People just can't stand it and have to start slinging stones. Just remember brother it happened to Paul too.

Keep up the good fight.

12:14 AM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger luvcheesecake said...

Fred, I didn't know that you were an Alexandrian Apostate? I would've figured you more for an Cretian Apostate? Go figure.

Great to see you and your family last Sunday at the Plaza Fellowship. Here's my blog address, along with my name. I do have to warn you that I'm not in the league of the Hip and Thighs and Pryromaniacs. "We're not worthy!" - Garth Algor

10:02 AM, October 26, 2005  

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